Yeah, yeah...I know. I missed 4 posts I actually missed 5, but The Capillary was nice enough to hack into my blog and post her vision for me. I freaking loved the "suspicious activity on my account" email! That was the greatest part!
Here's a wrap up of the A-Z challenge. I'd write 4 separate posts, but that would just take more time and, quite frankly, I'll probably be wasted by the end of this one. Go wine!
W
What I should write in regards to my Commit to be Fit Challenge: Drink water! It's really good for you and shit. Hydration, detoxing, blah blah blah.
Jesus could turn water into wine. I can too! 23L of water and a $60 home made wine making kit, and BOOM!, I am Jesus!!! Okay, fine, I'm not, but I have a shit tonne of wine and you don't.
BAM!
X
What the shit kind of letter is this anyways. All my favorite X words are even X words. Exercise, excuses, execute...err...what? Told you....wasted.
Oh, I know! X is for XXX. The movie. Not the porn one...which I haven't actually seen, but we all know it's out there. I bet The Capillary used this one for her X post. (seems she did, but not the one I was talking about)
Imma talkin' Vin Diesel. I remember thinking he was so fucking hot. Then Channing Tatum happened and now there's no hope for any other man.
I guess he's not that bad...
This is still way better!
Y
Yes, yeah, ya, yuh huh, ya man....many ways to agree to a drink!
Remember this:
Ha ha! That's all I got for Y.....I'm starting to feel the wine.....
Z
Zonk! Is what I'm going to do! I survived a month of blogging almost every day. I survived my first tax season. I survived it all! Thank God I gave up my first mission of abstaining from alcohol. Those 4 days were pure bullshit!
Cheers!
I'm off to drink copious amounts of alcohol and celebrate April!
I'll write you another story in a few days and let you know how the Commit to be Fit Challenge worked out.
You always make me laugh. I have dipped out of the blogging scene due to an increase in my work load. I do most of my blogging on my down time at work. I always get really excited to blog and then life happens and I forget. Until one day browsing my favorites I remember I have a blog and log in. I'll be sure to give Max a big kiss from you : ) Hope all is well!
ReplyDeleteWe did it!! HUZZAH!! I totally celebrated with alcohol as well. So glad it's over. Next year I'll be prepared as a mofo!!
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Valerie Nunez and the Flying Platypi
I think I should start planning my posts NOW! Making it up as a I went was crazy hard by the end.
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