Let's wrap this shit up...

Yeah, yeah...I know. I missed 4 posts I actually missed 5, but The Capillary was nice enough to hack into my blog and post her vision for me. I freaking loved the "suspicious activity on my account" email! That was the greatest part!

Here's a wrap up of the A-Z challenge. I'd write 4 separate posts, but that would just take more time and, quite frankly, I'll probably be wasted by the end of this one. Go wine!

What I should write in regards to my Commit to be Fit Challenge: Drink water! It's really good for you and shit. Hydration, detoxing, blah blah blah.

Jesus could turn water into wine. I can too! 23L of water and a $60 home made wine making kit, and BOOM!, I am Jesus!!! Okay, fine, I'm not, but I have a shit tonne of wine and you don't.

BAM!

What the shit kind of letter is this anyways. All my favorite X words are even X words. Exercise, excuses, execute...err...what? Told you....wasted.

Oh, I know! X is for XXX. The movie. Not the porn one...which I haven't actually seen, but we all know it's out there. I bet The Capillary used this one for her X post. (seems she did, but not the one I was talking about)

Imma talkin' Vin Diesel. I remember thinking he was so fucking hot. Then Channing Tatum happened and now there's no hope for any other man.

I guess he's not that bad...

This is still way better!

Yes, yeah, ya, yuh huh, ya man....many ways to agree to a drink!

Remember this:

Ha ha! That's all I got for Y.....I'm starting to feel the wine.....

Zonk! Is what I'm going to do! I survived a month of blogging almost every day. I survived my first tax season. I survived it all! Thank God I gave up my first mission of abstaining from alcohol. Those 4 days were pure bullshit!

Cheers!

I'm off to drink copious amounts of alcohol and celebrate April!

I'll write you another story in a few days and let you know how the Commit to be Fit Challenge worked out.

Kick Ass.

Day 11, Letter K, and almost 5 pounds gone! I'm kicking ass at my A-Z Commit to be Fit Challenge!! I'm quite certain that the next 5 pounds are going to be quite a bit tougher than the first 5, but I'm willing to do the work.

Beer me >>>

No to Negativity.

There's really no other way to describe this week so far than to refer to it as crappy. It's a crappy week. We had a ton of snow on the weekend that has decided to stick around ( it's April damn it ....I JUST WANT TO RUN OUTSIDE), I'm in a super bitchy mood, awful things are happening all over the world, my family is coming down with some type of illness, and I'm losing motivation for both the A-Z Challenge and my Commit to be Fit Challenge. Everything is just plain crappy. So N is for Negativity. I feel negative...and crappy.

Beer me >>>

Good choices.

Happy Monday everyone! I hope your week is a good one! We're on Letter G for the A-Z Challenge, and my commit to be fit post is about making good choices. Making good choices isn't always easy for me. Mainly, because I'm usually really drunk and not thinking about what's best for me in the long run. You're probably thinking that I'm talking about making good diet choices and, of course, I am, but they aren't the only choices that need to be made when choosing to live a fit and healthy lifestyle. Nutrition and diet choices are, actually, probably the easiest of all them all.

Beer me >>>

Comments

JessilynThursday, May 02, 2013 10:05:00 AM
You always make me laugh. I have dipped out of the blogging scene due to an increase in my work load. I do most of my blogging on my down time at work. I always get really excited to blog and then life happens and I forget. Until one day browsing my favorites I remember I have a blog and log in. I'll be sure to give Max a big kiss from you : ) Hope all is well!
ValerieMonday, May 06, 2013 8:22:00 PM
We did it!! HUZZAH!! I totally celebrated with alcohol as well. So glad it's over. Next year I'll be prepared as a mofo!!

Hugs!

Valerie Nunez and the Flying Platypi

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