Someone give me a damn trophy already...

'Sup.

I’m a really good drinker. Like…super good. If there were awards for good drinkers, I could win some. Sometimes I think that maybe I should be less of a really good drinker and let someone else get the good drinker awards, but then I think “mmmm….maybe not…I’m pretty good”

Things that make you a good drinker:

Alcohol

Doing cool shit while drunk and/or hungover

Cool shit I can do because I’m a really good drinker:

I win things all the time! If I’m doing super good at drinking and then decide to get my exercise in and go for a walk, I come back with all sorts of prizes. One time I won a light-up palm tree! I didn’t get to keep it though. Apparently, the neighbors wanted it back.

- I get medals. It’s true. I accidentally drink copious amounts of alcohol at night, wake up, run races, and then at the end they’re all “holy shit, you were SO hungover. Here’s a medal”

- I find missing people. One time Big G was missing from the party. He was in the hot tub. I found him!

Drink.

What I drink:

Margaritas

Caesars
(click for my super awesome recipe!)

Red Wine

Beer

Tequila

Errrr.....I gotta go.

Kick Ass.

Day 11, Letter K, and almost 5 pounds gone! I'm kicking ass at my A-Z Commit to be Fit Challenge!! I'm quite certain that the next 5 pounds are going to be quite a bit tougher than the first 5, but I'm willing to do the work.

Beer me >>>

No to Negativity.

There's really no other way to describe this week so far than to refer to it as crappy. It's a crappy week. We had a ton of snow on the weekend that has decided to stick around ( it's April damn it ....I JUST WANT TO RUN OUTSIDE), I'm in a super bitchy mood, awful things are happening all over the world, my family is coming down with some type of illness, and I'm losing motivation for both the A-Z Challenge and my Commit to be Fit Challenge. Everything is just plain crappy. So N is for Negativity. I feel negative...and crappy.

Beer me >>>

Good choices.

Happy Monday everyone! I hope your week is a good one! We're on Letter G for the A-Z Challenge, and my commit to be fit post is about making good choices. Making good choices isn't always easy for me. Mainly, because I'm usually really drunk and not thinking about what's best for me in the long run. You're probably thinking that I'm talking about making good diet choices and, of course, I am, but they aren't the only choices that need to be made when choosing to live a fit and healthy lifestyle. Nutrition and diet choices are, actually, probably the easiest of all them all.

Beer me >>>

The Drunk Runner

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