Today's reason to become an alcoholic is:
At 3 oclock in the morning, my youngest child is walking around our bedroom naked. "Young child," I say "Why are you walking around my bedroom naked". Young child replies "Daddy won't put clothes on me and I'm cold". WTF? I asked the husband why he is not putting clothes on his cold and naked child and he replies with "I'm tired". After elbowing the side of the husband's head (in my mind), I clothed the cold and naked child and put him back to bed. At this time I realize how incredibly messy the house is, even though the husband said he would clean up the messes so I could go to bed early and get over my deathly illnesses. 2 points for booze, no points for husband.
At 3 oclock in the morning, my youngest child is walking around our bedroom naked. "Young child," I say "Why are you walking around my bedroom naked". Young child replies "Daddy won't put clothes on me and I'm cold". WTF? I asked the husband why he is not putting clothes on his cold and naked child and he replies with "I'm tired". After elbowing the side of the husband's head (in my mind), I clothed the cold and naked child and put him back to bed. At this time I realize how incredibly messy the house is, even though the husband said he would clean up the messes so I could go to bed early and get over my deathly illnesses. 2 points for booze, no points for husband.
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